I Got Up Early There Were No Worms T Shirt Funny Bird Humor Graphic Tee Crow Early Riser Sarcastic Shirt Morning Person Gift Funny Tee

Description

The early bird gets the worm — except when it doesn’t, and this I Got Up Early There Were No Worms T Shirt is here to document that experience with the most perfectly resigned and brilliantly dry bird illustration ever to appear on a graphic tee. Featuring a magnificently unimpressed black crow with just a hint of yellow and the most quietly devastating three word revelation underneath, this funny morning person humor shirt takes one of the most universally dispensed pieces of life advice and subjects it to the kind of real world testing that reveals its fundamental flaw. You got up early. You did the thing. The worms were not there. The crow understands.

Perfect for night owls forced into early mornings, sarcastic humor enthusiasts and anyone who has ever sacrificed sleep on the altar of productivity and arrived to find that the promised reward had not materialised as advertised, this early riser sarcastic graphic tee is a guaranteed knowing laugh from absolutely everyone who has lived this particular experience. If you believe the early bird gets the worm is the most confidently stated and least reliably delivered piece of advice in the English language and this crow agrees with you completely, this shirt is the most honest and most stylish thing you will ever wear before nine in the morning.

👕 Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — view size guide, care instructions and product details.

Features

✔ Brilliantly dry crow no worms early riser humor graphic design
✔ Perfect gift for sarcastic morning people and night owl humor fans
✔ Perfectly resigned early bird proverb subversion conversation starter tee
✔ Soft, comfortable everyday graphic tee
✔ Unique and dryly observed crow morning humor inspired artwork

Perfect Gift For

• Night Owls and Reluctant Early Risers
• Sarcastic Humor and Dry Comedy Enthusiasts
• Bird and Crow Lover Fans
• Funny Morning Person Gift and Novelty Tee Seekers
• Anyone Who Has Been Betrayed By An Early Start
• Office and Coworker Secret Santa Participants
• Wordplay and Proverb Subversion Humor Fans
• Anyone Who Tried The Early Bird Thing And Would Like A Word

A tee for everyone who got up early, gave it their absolute best shot and found the worms conspicuously absent from the situation. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or treating yourself to a shirt that finally gives the early bird proverb the honest review it has always deserved from someone who tested it thoroughly and has thoughts.