Candy Tax Collector T Shirt Funny Halloween Parent Graphic Tee Official Candy Collector Shirt Halloween Humor Gift Trick Or Treat Tee

Description

I don’t make the rules — I just enforce them. This Candy Tax Collector T Shirt is the most elaborately designed and most brilliantly justified Halloween parenting graphic tee ever created, packed with vintage fairground poster style artwork, ghosts, spiderwebs, bats and cauldrons surrounding an official job title that every parent who has ever escorted a small child around a neighbourhood on Halloween night and come home with a handful of Snickers they definitely had to confiscate for safety reasons will immediately recognise and deeply appreciate. Taking candy, preventing sugar rushes, funding college one Snickers at a time — this is not greed. This is responsible fiscal management of Halloween resources and this shirt makes that case with magnificent comic authority.

Perfect for Halloween humor lovers, parents of small trick or treaters and anyone who has ever performed an emergency candy audit on their child’s haul in the name of responsible parenting, this funny Halloween parent graphic tee is a guaranteed enormous laugh at every school gate, Halloween party and family gathering where at least one other person knows exactly what this shirt is about because they have done the exact same thing. If you believe the candy tax is not only justified but an essential and entirely reasonable parental duty and this shirt finally gives you the official job title you have always deserved, this is the most important piece of clothing you will own this Halloween season.

👕 Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 — view size guide, care instructions and product details.

Features

✔ Brilliantly detailed vintage poster style candy tax collector graphic design
✔ Perfect gift for Halloween humor fans and parents of trick or treaters
✔ Gloriously justified candy confiscation conversation starter tee
✔ Soft, comfortable everyday graphic tee
✔ Unique and magnificently observed Halloween parenting inspired artwork

Perfect Gift For

• Parents and Guardians of Trick Or Treaters
• Halloween Humor and Dark Comedy Fans
• Funny Halloween Gift and Novelty Tee Seekers
• Anyone Who Has Ever Performed A Candy Audit
• Mums and Dads Who Take Their Tax Responsibilities Seriously
• Halloween Party and School Event Attendees
• Dry Humor and Parenting Comedy Enthusiasts
• Anyone Who Is Not Greedy But Is Definitely Responsible

A tee for every parent who has selflessly stepped up to manage the candy situation so their children don’t have to carry that burden alone. Perfect for Halloween, birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or treating yourself to a shirt that gives your most important and most delicious annual duty the official recognition and the spectacular vintage poster artwork it has always deserved.